As we say "goodbye" to July and "see you soon" to September, let us open the window, breathe in the warm, summer air, and take a moment to savor the season's quickly passing sweetness. Then let us open our laptops, soak in the screen's warm glow, and take however long we need to get caught up on everything that happened this week, including OkCupid's user experiment, Guardians of the Galaxy's science, and a supercut of Samuel L. Jackson cursing.